Got beef? North Attleboro sure does! The final chapter of the great Massachusetts Rodeo Escape Saga just closed with the capture of the last of the eight runaway bulls. This renegade bovine managed to elude authorities since Sunday, turning the town into a temporary rodeo of its own.
The daring escape began at a rodeo event, giving the bulls a chance to hoof it out of there. Firefighters finally managed to wrangle the last bull in the very place where it all started, proving once again that cows really do have a sense of irony.
It’s been a moo-mentous undertaking for the locals, who can finally relax knowing their yards are safe from unexpected bovine visitors. Officially, the bull roundup is complete, but you can bet this town won’t forget the week they were outsmarted by a herd of rodeo rebels anytime soon.
Let’s tip our hats to the firefighters who pulled off the bovine bust of the century. Now, how’s everyone feeling about joining that yoga class instead? Bull wrangling might just be the new CrossFit.
Mike Sandman Sanders
