As I blabbed yesterday, most butt-wiping paper in the US is homegrown. Believe it or not, Green Bay, Wisconsin is the toilet paper mecca of the world.  Over 90% of our precious TP is made right here, not sailing the seven seas. Quit it. Stop hoarding like it’s the apocalypse!

Here are some of the places that we get our tp from- no ports needed, maybe a port-0-potty…..

Angel Soft: Georgia Pacific’s facilities from Georgia-Oklahoma

Quilted Northern: Georgia Pacific’s-  Georgia pride

Scott: Kimberly Clark’s Pennsylvania in PA

Charmin: Proctor & Gamble’s Ohio-Pennsylvania

Cottonelle: Kimberly Clark’s Wisconsin-Tennessee

Channeling Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own, “Use your head. It’s that bump three feet north of your tush.”

Winneconne, WI, USA – 6 Feb 2016: Package Charmin toilet paper.Mike Sandman Sanders